Tuesday, 10 November 2015

Must Read: I Date White Men Only… Part 6

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This is a story written by me, Tosin Silverdam, (58F0E4E2, 08080664675)…
Weekend is finally here…. Me and Ahmad had
planned to meet at Shoprite in Ikeja, so I got to
Shoprite at the entrance of Shoprite waiting for
him, of which I borrowed money for transportation
from Bidemi. It was even Ahmad that advised me
to borrow from my friend that he was gonna pay it
back, when I told I don’t have transportation fare.
Before I forget, when Ahmad asked me how much
was the transportation fare from my school to his
place, I told him 5k for cab, can you believed that
Ahmad told me to enter public bus that will cost
me less than 2k to get to Shoprite. He said the 5k
was too much, can you imagine.
Well, at Shoprite already, I packaged myself as
usual, waiting for Ahmad, I waited for over 30 mins
before Ahmad finally showed up. I saw Ahmad but
to my surprise, he was totally different from the
picture, he’s short, not handsome with a bald head
and he’s a black Indian. I wasn’t impressed when I
saw him but I just had to faked a smile, even tho
he seemed reserved cos he greeted me with
handshake instead of hugging. We greeted…
Me: (frowned my face) What took you so long? You
kept me waiting
Ahmad: I’m really sorry, it was traffic… Please don’t
be annoyed.
Me: I actually wanted to change my mind and go
back to school.
Ahmad: Please forgive me angel.
Go back to school? For my mind, when I don’t have
t.fare, OYO is my case. We eventually went inside
Shoprite to get somethings, not something
important, we just bought food, snacks and
pastries. After buying we straight to his place in
Ikeja, he was living a nice apartment tho, but I
discovered this garlic odour in his apartment.
Anyway we ate our food, we talked on and on, he
was admiring me, he said he’s single. Honestly, he’s
not charming at all but I’m after his money
anyway. While talking with him, I checked my BBM
and I saw numerous pings from Bidemi, asking me
about Shori Shori (Ahmad), when I saw her pings I
just burst into laughter. I quickly replied her with
whole details, giving her the Ahmad’s full
description, what he looks like. I stopped chatting
with her, continued talking with Ahmad. So I
remembered during me and Ahmad previous chats
on social media, he told me there was one secret
he would expose to me when we meet that he
wouldn’t want to tell me on phone cos so many
ladies left him because of this secret. So I asked
him what’s the secret, cos he promised to tell me
when we meet. You wouldn’t believe what the
secret is, honestly speaking I didn’t even notice it
not until he showed me his left fingers, two of his
five fingers have been chopped off, he’s got just
three fingers. Fear catch me, no wonder he was
hiding away his left hand away. I was shocked
when I saw it. He told me girls run for him
whenever he shows them the hand even indian
girls, he began to beg me to leave him. I said to
myself, that I will only stay with him if he can
spend very well.
It was late in the night, on the bed already, we’ve
both freshened up. I kept on looking at Ahmad’s
lower region, he’s got a tiny Joystick. Omo, which kind
disappointment be this? I would have even
managed him assuming he has a big Joystick anyway,
I’m here for the money. While sleeping, Ahmad
began to touch me, I was so irritated. He moved
closer this time, touching me, I didn’t know what to
do anymore. I just had to respond by kissing him,
odour of garlic gushing out from his mouth. I just
had to endure, we continued kissing, smooching,
squeezing my Bosso. I grabbed his uncircumcised
Joystick in his boxers, it wasn’t that tiny after all. We
continued, he grabbed my Bosso and was sucking
my Tips, this one na bad indian ooo. Then he
pull his boxers, reaching out for my Kittycat, I
quickly stopped him, I declined that I don’t want
se*x on our first date. He began to persuade me,
begging me, he was a gentle man anyway, so he
didn’t argue much. I promised to give him a
Mouth Gig instead, which I did, sucking his joystick till
he cum. We slept off, till the next morning.
Initially I already planned to stay with him till
Monday morning but I changed my mind, so we
woke up that morning. Freshened up, had my
breakfast from leftovers of yesterday. It was on
Sunday, so I lied to him that something came up
which I won’t be staying till the next day. He
begged me stay till the next day which I declined
but promised to visit him the next weekend, the
next thing I heard was…
Ahmad: My ATM card has expired, I don’t have
much here.
Huh! I hope this Shori Shori won’t fall my hands
sha. I eventually left his place, he even dropped me
at the garage. While in his car on our way to the
garage, his driver driving. Ahmad brought out
money and was giving flimsy excuses, saying his
ATM has expired that he doesn’t have much. I
knew he was lying, I collected the money and I
counted it, it was 7k. I was so furious but I just had
to pretend to be happy, he begged me that he was
going to do better the next weekend I come
visiting. I requested for a kiss, I kissed him, I got
down from his car and bid farewell cos that would
be last time, I’ll ever see him again. Gosh! He’s so
stingy, he can’t even give common 20k, because I
didn’t have se*x with him, I already knew he was
going to be a very stingy man from the moment he
told me to take public bus to Ikeja, can you
imagine, he doesn’t want to spend. I told him 5k
for transportation he reduced it to 2k, now I believe
Indian men are stingy, very stingy.
I went back to school, Ahmad even called me when
I got to school, he’s caring right? Anyway, i settled
some bills or should I say debts, payed Bidemi the
money I borrowed from her, gave her the full
details of everything that transpired between me
and Shori Shori (Ahmad).
In the room…
Bidemi: Na wa ooo, this Shori Shori na bad market.
He can’t even do you well, no snacks or ice cream
for me.
Me: For where, he’s very stingy and unattractive.
Bidemi: Probably because you didn’t give him se*x.
Me: God forbid, se*x with that thing, smelling of
Garlic. I only gave him Mouth Gig (feeling irritated)….
That his uncircumised thing.
Bidemi: Tolu you are very raw and disgusting.
Me: Abegi! No be my fault now, na money…. (Stood
up) See, I know I will still hit my jackpot, I will meet
own white man that is sent from heaven. I know I
will, I just won’t give up.
Bidemi: But what about Obinna your boyfriend?
Me: That ibo boy, abegi. He’s just my baby daddy…
The only thing that is still making me run after him
is his joystick, he’s very good bed, he can only fu*k
well, apart from that nothing else. Very useless
boy..
Bidemi: I thought you love this guy so much.
Me: Love sha! I need more than that now, shey na
love go help me pay my school fees, 3 sessions ooo
(hissed)…… That reminds me, let me even call the
fool to remind him about the pocket money I asked
him, I even missed his joystick sef.
Picked up my phone to call him…..
Ahmad kept on calling me to ask if I was still going
to come the next weekend, he kept calling to the
extent that I ignored his calls, he was already
turning to a pest. Initially, I had intention of going
to his place that weekend but something else came
up. I met another white guy that invited over to his
place in V.I, this one is a Lebanese dude, I’ve totally
forgotten his name. He is very cute, as in very cute,
he’s cutest of them all. This Lebanese guy has been
living in Nigeria for 9 years, so he was just acting
like Nigerian guy, he speaks Pidgin fluently and
little bit of Yoruba language. I was surprised, to the
extent that he wears native attires and he attends
owanbe parties very well. So I went to this
Lebanese’s place in V.I, took cab of course, he paid
the cab man. He is very cute, he works with a
construction company, the funniest part is that I
actually met him on Badoo on Friday and I went to
his place on Saturday, can you imagine how foolish
I am. Its not my fault, this Lebanese dude is
charming, funny and so friendly, that was the
reason why I ditched Shori Shori. Well, I got to his
apartment, its a nice place. This Lebanese dude
was just all over me, speaking yoruba to me, he
was just pecking me, he was too close for comfort
and I liked it. We were already acting as if we’ve
known each for a very long time, I just don’t know
what came over us. We began to kiss, kissing,
smooching, squeezing the hell out of my Bosso,
doing all these on the couch in sitting room, pulling
off my blouse, sucking my Tips, kissing me really
hard, the tension was crazy, it was crazy. He
quickly loosened his belt and brought his 14inches
joystick, fear catch me, I was surprised, this is even
bigger than my boyfriend’s own, very long and
curvy, he is circumcised. I grabbed his Joystick and
gave him a crazy Mouth Gig, as he was Squeezing my
Bosso, sucking his Joystick his 14inches joystick, it
couldn’t even size my mouth. Then he went on
knees and reached for my Kittycat and was eating it
so bad, my legs were shaking as he was rimming
my Kittycat, damn, he’s so good at it, he began to
finger me, squeezing my Bosso simultaneously, I
was just moaning really hard, manipulation me and was
eating it also, I was already squirting, then he
said…
Lebanese dude: Are you enjoying it? (manipulation me)
Me: Yes baby (moaning)
Then he asked for the impossible…
Lebanese dude: Should we tape it? (In a sexual tone)
To Be Continued…

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